Sunday, June 19, 2011

Is Father's Day

Today is Father's day...Happy Father's day for every daddy I noe hahaha...Sometimes I think that my daddy was very smart but sometimes not...For example after he playing with the new HTC phone he thought that his laptop oso having the touch screen function and keep on asking why can't his laptop when he touch the screen...LOL...Overall he is a good daddy for all the time except when he scolded me and I love you daddy...Now lets share what have I did for today...Have instant noodle and a cup of milo ice as breakfast with my television only...Reason : last night me and my family came home at 2 midnight from my uncle's house and I am the only one who manage to wake up in 8.30a.m. ...Then we having branch somewhere near Alam Damai at 11a.m. ...Ordered crab mee Emm it tasted so so only...Eating too much in morning make me feel guilty so i just give up my lunch but still having tea time in afternoon...Then my mummy suggested go for a walk at the lake park near the restaurant before dinner...Duh lazy lor...Never mind now start to describe the park like a kindergarten student...In the park got beutiful and colourful flowers...Birds flying here and there...Some people fishing near the lakeside and some people jogging also...Tree very tall and that's all...Walking in the park make me feel like a foreign worker because some of them also choose walking in park as their daily activity after working for the whole day...So evil to say like that but I still feel like a foreign worker...T.T...Then we having Thai style seafood as our dinner...Bye guys meet you all in next blog... 

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Gaga~

Whoot~Again fall in love with Lady Gaga...Her latest music video-The Edge of Glory had released...I had totally obsessed with Lady Gaga since the 1st time listen to her song"Poker Face"...Please don't ask me why I love Lady Gaga so much...Because I just like the way she present her works...the strong characteristic every time she shows and the way she performs every time...She inspired me alot and she also heal my soul when I am hurt...Sorry it sound abit over but still wanna say like that...You may not like Lady Gaga but you can't stop me for loving her...Never ever try to stop me from loving Lady Gaga...Gaga forever...Proud to say it loudly that I am Lady Gaga's fans...Love you Mother Monster...Mucks...XOXO...Hope too see more special things from you...



From your beloved Baby Monster-Nathaniel

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

姐夫调戏小姨

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从前有位秀才,某天随太太回娘家,向岳父拜寿,因一时高兴多喝了几杯,当场醉倒,被送回书房休息。没多久,他的小姨子到书房拿东西,见姐夫睡的枕头掉地上,便替他捡起来,顺手扶起他的脖子,想替他枕好,没想到秀才人醉心不醉,一见机会难得,便拉着小姨子不放。
  小姨子用力挣脱后,愤怒之余,就在墙上题诗以泄愤:
  好心来扶枕,为何拉我衣?若非姊姊面,一定是不依。该死!该死!
  秀才等小姨子走后,下床一看,觉得很不好意思,便题诗辩白:
  贴心来扶枕,醉心拉你衣,只当是我妻,不知是小姨。失礼!失礼!
  秀才题完后再睡,其妻见墙上诗句,不禁醋火中烧,也题诗一首:
  有意来扶枕,有心拉她衣,墙上题诗句,都是骗人地。彼此!彼此!
  不久,小舅子也看到,不觉技痒,也提了一首:
  清心来扶枕,熏心拉她衣,姊妹虽一样,大的是你妻。清醒!清醒!
  后来被岳父发现,不禁大怒,也提一首诗,以作警告:
  不该来扶枕,不该拉她衣,两个都有错,下次不可以。切记!切记!
  岳母因心疼女婿,只得题诗一首诗,来打圆场:
  既已来扶枕,也已拉她衣,姐夫戏小姨,本来不稀奇。别提!别提!
  小姨的未婚夫看到后,也气愤的题了一首:
  可怜来扶枕,居然拉她衣,你敢戏小姨,我要戏你妻。公平!公平!
  秀才自己的老爸看到后,也题了一首:
  应该来扶枕,也可拉她衣,反正大已娶,多个更便宜!努力,努力!
  秀才的老妈看到老头子题的后,觉得老头子的想法很好,也题了一首:
  既然来扶枕,拼命拉她衣。一个好洗碗,一个去拖地!幸福,幸福!
  舅的女儿走进房间,看了墙上的字后,也题了一首:
  小姑来扶枕,姑父笑嘻嘻,大姨如不在,姑父常欺姨。秘密!秘密!
  后来秀才读私塾的儿子放学后,看了墙上的字后,也题了一首:
  男的是我爹,女的是我姨;同是一家人,何必闹熙熙。理解!理解!
  这时小姨未婚夫的爸爸看到后,也在墙上题上一首:
  小姨是善意,秀才起淫威;你欺我的媳,小心你的妻。报应!报应!
  此时小姨未婚夫的妈妈看到后,也在墙上题上一首:
  秀才本无醉,有心试小姨,小姨太迷人,有妻还戏姨。休想!休想!